big fan of spinach salad and red wine

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

Large soy cappuccino on ice. Ha! But also this is the best.

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Omhdshbxsghs

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enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

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dichotomization:

Famous Last Words:

• Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

• I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan

• I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

• I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

• I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.

• Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

• I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.

• Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

•  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution

• Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

• It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse

• LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.

• You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.

• No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.

• I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)

• Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus

• Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

• Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.

• Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

• Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

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onethingworthlivingfor:

Don’t test me. #idowhatiwant

Words can’t explain how much I miss this lady.

I know I’m being lame but I just want to do this with him. I miss him and it’s literally been two days. Blahhhb

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