May 2013
32 posts
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
My name is Rachel which means little lamb and my moms name is Mary. In my case, Mary did have a little lamb.
I just want to see Peter and kiss his stupid little face.
whtev-r:
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
me: i really have to stop swearing, okay i'll start now.
me: *trips over something*
me: you fucking son of a bitch.
Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs,...
– John Fugelsang (via ihatenietzsche)
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
I’ve never read anything more accurate.
Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.
I beg young people to travel. If you don’t have a passport, get one. Take a...
– Henry Rollins
(so very true)
(via awelltraveledwoman)
April 2013
87 posts
As far as hearing somebody say that I saved their life, I mean, that obviously...
– Andrew McMahon on HuffPost Live (via thisdishwaterworld)
Except his words kinda did though
3 tags
Kissing cute boys is literally my favorite thing.
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
astormonthehorizon:
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.